cola-og-koffein:

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"One— two— five.. five bottles of cola."

"if you’ve lost count you’ve had too many… wait you said cola? Cola doesn’t even have booze"

kongeriketnoreg:

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danskdanish || perfected-with-ice

Don’t listen to him Ice— He’s being over dramatic.

how am I over reacting?

perfected-with-ice

danskdanish whispered: "Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"

perfected-with-ice:

danskdanish:

perfected-with-ice:

"D-Don’t blame me! I didn’t even know it was possible for you to get pregnant!” 

"I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant and your brother’s that father" He probably just has a really bad stomach ache

"Okay, calm down. Both of you are pretty sexually active, but seriously, you’re not pregnant."

"Loki got pregnant"

kongeriketnoreg:

danskdanish:

That will be rather complicated to explain… *He sighs but chuckles at the child’s logic* I don’t think any maid is prettier than you though so none will work anyways…

He’s grown quite a bit.. You’d be surprised.. [Soft kisses to the others collar bone before letting out a sleepy yawn.] He’s my little prince.. He calls you the king you know.. [Theres a small laugh.]  

Oh? and are you the queen? 

kongeriketnoreg:

danskdanish:

I’m busy Nor, not forgetting my family… *There’s a pause* But I will take him to meet the knights… and when he’s old enough take him on a hunt or 2

I understand that Den.. [Cuddled up against his loves chest, almost believing it was like it use to be back when things were simple.] You will have to explain.. [Theres a small laugh…] He wanted to know why you couldn’t marry someone pretty… He’s taken a liking to a few of the maids here.. And has tried to convince them to “Marry” you…

That will be rather complicated to explain… *He sighs but chuckles at the child’s logic* I don’t think any maid is prettier than you though so none will work anyways…

danskdanish whispered: "Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"

perfected-with-ice:

danskdanish:

perfected-with-ice:

"D-Don’t blame me! I didn’t even know it was possible for you to get pregnant!” 

"I didn’t either but your brother’s the magic one…"

"Are you sure you’re pregnant? I don’t even remember… you know, with you."

"I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant and your brother’s that father" He probably just has a really bad stomach ache

thinksquad:

The West has been suffering from a severe drought since 2013 and, in some cases, much longer than that. Conditions are particularly acute in California, where close to 60% of the state is experiencing “exceptional” drought after three years of below average rainfall. This is the worst category according to the U.S. Drought Monitor.

According to a new study published in the journal Science, the regional drought has cost the West about 240 gigatons of surface to near-surface water, or about 63 trillion gallons of water. This is equivalent to covering the entire western U.S. with a four-inch layer of water, the study found.

http://mashable.com/2014/08/27/in-pictures-the-west-has-lost-63-trillion-gallons-of-water-during-drought/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

kongeriketnoreg:

danskdanish:

You could have been a knight or something else… *He nuzzles him as he spoke but the choice was made*

Nei— I couldn’t leave Ice like that.. he would be so frightened but.. [Theres a soft sigh.] You should be spending time with him.. Take him to meet the knights.. [He goes silent for a long moment.] He thinks you’ve forgotten him..

I’m busy Nor, not forgetting my family… *There’s a pause* But I will take him to meet the knights… and when he’s old enough take him on a hunt or 2

danskdanish whispered: "Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"

perfected-with-ice:

"D-Don’t blame me! I didn’t even know it was possible for you to get pregnant!” 

"I didn’t either but your brother’s the magic one…"

kongeriketnoreg:

danskdanish:

your the one who decided to be a priest…

I didn’t want to be your steward.. [Slipping his arm over the Danes waist to cuddle up to him.] Keep me warm tonight— Just warm.. No sex tonight.. [It was a plea, but he kisses the corner of his lovers mouth gently.] I have just missed you so much.

You could have been a knight or something else… *He nuzzles him as he spoke but the choice was made*